Lawak Sengal 2

WILL

A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter.
"I may die any minute so I want u to inherit my farm including the villa,
tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $ 22,389,630.00 cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter'thanks granny,
I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth!
Where is it??

Grandma : 'Facebook.
=))

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English

Arab couple went in a honey moon in Hawaii.
They stayed in hotel.
The wife saw a mouse in the room and told her husband
Both don't know 'mouse' in english

Husband : Hello..
Reception : Yes, how can i help you sir?
Husband : Do you know Tom and Jerry?
Reception : yes,
Husband : Jerry is here, come come!!!

lolzzz

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